Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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