so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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