you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
