over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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