16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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