she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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