he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Randomize
