I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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