fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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