i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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