i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I cut my penus on the lid.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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