He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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