I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
