I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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