There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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