Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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