proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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