I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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