My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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