I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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