You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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