I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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