so explain again why im purple
no
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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