the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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