What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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