You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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