She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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