just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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