My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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