Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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