Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he puts the penis in happiness.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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