then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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Ten years from now, she'll remember this and wish she stayed in touch.
then she screamed stranger danger I need a adult
No no no! It's 'How much for the women? The little girl. How much for the little girl?'