Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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