I hope mine doesn't look like that
This house was built for laser tag.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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