I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
the day after is always just damage control
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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