We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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