Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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