what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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