U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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