i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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