so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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