My brain says no but my pants say off.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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