We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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