i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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