Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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