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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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