I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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