Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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