Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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