guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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