Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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