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  • Have you seen your labia? Worse.

    Submitted by The_Jester on Nov 22, 10 at 2:28pm
  • wait, what? he had pubic hair on his penis? you know how girls get lazy and don't shave all the time...goes both ways woman. make me a sandwich.

    Submitted by dreez on Nov 22, 10 at 3:11pm
  • Sigh. Life is hard for us with shaft hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 10 at 4:05pm
  • My dick pink and big, Your dick stinks like shit, My dick got a caesar doo, Your dick needs a tweezer dude

    Submitted by margottenenbaum on Nov 22, 10 at 2:36pm
    • My dick bigger than a bridge, yo dick look like a lil kids. My dick more mass than the Earth, yo dick half staff -- it needs work.

      Submitted by Saibot on Nov 22, 10 at 6:55pm
    • My dick big like bull. Your dick won't get pull. My dick plunder Rome. Your dick cry all the way home.

      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 22, 10 at 10:04pm
  • Can't be scientifically impossible because I am looking at mine right now.

    Submitted by theBiff on Nov 22, 10 at 5:30pm
  • I don't know man, I'm assuming since it is common knowledge that both men and women have pubic hair, that in this case perhaps there is hair where normally there is not. You know, like farther up the shaft than what the OP is used to

    Submitted by IMe on Nov 22, 10 at 7:21pm
  • I was gonna do hair transplants on my dick, too.... Bad idea I guess?

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Nov 23, 10 at 10:43am
  • Settle down. It has been long known that the pubic region is festooned with hair. Surprising on the shaft, maybe, but certainly not shocking. However, one's junk must be well groomed. As a quid pro quo, ladies, a glabrous Yoni is essential.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 22, 10 at 10:54pm
  • ...my dick, rumble in the jungle. Your dick got touched by your uncle.

    Submitted by carmencita on Nov 22, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Pretty common. Glad you finally saw a dick. Always beast muff for the the fur factor ;)

    Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:52pm
  • 5th grade health.

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Nov 22, 10 at 9:24pm
  • Tie him up, get him aroused, then yank them one at a time...

    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 22, 10 at 2:28pm
  • @tsoptsrif so your saying you enjoy fucking mens asses?

    Submitted by bradsabeast on Nov 22, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Does he have hair on his face too? Or in his armpits? I imagine those'd also be new for you. Amateur.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 11, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Way to quote Mickey Avalon.

    Submitted by jennyftb on Nov 22, 10 at 8:11pm
  • no no, everyone should keep their shit clean

    Submitted by em_ben22 on Nov 22, 10 at 9:27pm
  • grim news.

    Submitted by NataSept on Nov 23, 10 at 3:05am
  • must be a 13 year old sender

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 23, 10 at 2:28am
  • Yah learn something new everyday. Unfortunate for others...

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 3:07am
  • maybe... no nevermind, she's dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Nov 23, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Dreez your awesome

    Submitted by mustkillmoewee on Nov 23, 10 at 12:49am
  • and your vagina gets fuzz in it from your underwear if you get wet before theyre off

    Submitted by oneear on Dec 2, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Growin it just for the ladies >:)

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Nov 26, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Great story.

    Submitted by MaryJanesSnatch on Nov 23, 10 at 5:31am
  • In my mind I thought the OP meant a hair growing out of the tip of the penis lol

    Submitted by juicycute on Jan 26, 12 at 12:11pm
  • Like that is a bad thing?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 22, 10 at 4:34pm
  • i know that shit it hella gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 9:50am
  • My dick pink and big \nYour dick stinks like shit \nMy dick got a caesar doo, \nYour dick needs a tweezer dude

    Submitted by margottenenbaum on Nov 22, 10 at 2:35pm
    • My dick only smells like shit because it was in your dads ass.

      Submitted by tsoptsrif on Nov 22, 10 at 2:58pm
  • Jesus Christ, how far down the shaft are we talking about exactly? Fired.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 22, 10 at 2:29pm
  • OMG SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AS IN SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.IMPOSSIBLE.

    Submitted by canonymous on Nov 22, 10 at 2:36pm
    • Dude, have you looked down (or, if you're a chick, have you ever seen a penis)? Tons of guys have it. I know, because I've slept with tons of guys, and they all have it.

      Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 22, 10 at 7:22pm
    • scientifically impossible to not know that hair grows on the shaft. Maybe she's never seen a dick post puberty before, they do make the whores younger and younger these days

      Submitted by StanSitwell on Nov 23, 10 at 8:15am
    • I personally have hair on mine. So I guess I'm scientifically impossible. Fucking idiot.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 23, 10 at 9:30am
      • dont know if thats the best thing to be proud of.

        Submitted by full4u on Nov 25, 10 at 6:30am