I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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