She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Randomize
