I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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