I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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