He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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